| • CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces. |
| • Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet! |
| • A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home |
• He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! |
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge... |
• Buy a scooty
Pick up a beauty
Drink a fruity
Take her to ooty
Remove her nighty
Do your duty
After 9 months
get a cuty |
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aankhein phaad ke kya dekh rahe ho jacky chan ka sms aaya tha forward kar diya |
• If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower |
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